turn off the computer? Fuck that. I Wnat to see yaoi. I want my yowie!! — fudrilshi

Howdy, I'm THOTCRIMES. You can call me TC or Crimes. I'm a lesbian scumhag learning to be nicer to herself.

I'm a hobbyist collector, fujoshi, and Yu-Gi-Oh! enthusiast. I have a propensity for self-deprecating humor and useless trivia.

I'm not good at intros so here's a list of random facts about me instead:

• I'm married to the love of my life
• I'm a fan of Blaxploitation films
• I'm a third-rate duelist with fourth-rate decks
• I ♥ fictional brocons (consider me a broconnesiur)
• I have a soft spot for fuckboys

LIKES ✔	DISLIKES ✘
brocons	bugs
brown lipstick	grapefruit
EXO B-sides	autoplay
peach rings	being perceived
spicy food	caramel

✉️ Email: hellothotcrimes@gmail.com | 📽️ MyDramaList: @JANE DOPE ☕ Status Cafe: @badmiracle | 📣 Bluesky: @hellothotcrimes